🐴 ANIMALS · intermediate · colloquial

🤖 Literally, in English

“Like milk from a male goat.”

Як з козла молока. Yak z kozla moloka

🤨 What does it ACTUALLY mean? →

🇬🇧 What you'd actually say

“About as useful as a chocolate teapot.”

also: “Completely useless.” · “No use at all.”

📖 Meaning
Completely useless — you will get nothing out of it or out of them.
💡 Why it's funny
The joke depends on knowing that a male goat cannot produce milk, so the image is of someone patiently milking an animal that was never going to cooperate.
🧭 Closest English idiom
“About as much use as a chocolate teapot.”
📝 Explanation
Said about a person or thing that produces no result. Mildly rude when said about a person.

🧠 Learn

  • useless (adjective) — not helpful or effective in any way — марний, непотрібний “This old printer is useless.”
  • be of no use (phrase) — to not help at all — не мати жодної користі “The map was of no use in the dark.”

🗣 In context

Користі з нього — як з козла молока.

He's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

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Questions people ask

What does “Like milk from a male goat.” mean?

Completely useless — you will get nothing out of it or out of them.

How do you say «Як з козла молока.» in English?

Naturally: “About as useful as a chocolate teapot.”. The closest English idiom is “About as much use as a chocolate teapot.”.

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